Quotes from the Movie Reservoir Dogs

If you shoot this man, you die next. Repeat: if you shoot this man, you die next.

Mr. White

You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

Mr. White

You know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin, playing just for the waitresses.

Mr. Pink

Where's the commode in this dungeon? I gotta take a squirt.

Mr. Pink

Somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and I want to know whose name is on the handle!

Mr. Pink

I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.

Mr. Pink

If you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like one.

Mr. Blonde

Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?

Mr. Blonde

If they hadn't a done what I told them not to do they would still be alive.

Mr. Blonde

Was that as good for you as it was for me? Hey what's goin' on? Can you hear that?

Mr. Blonde

You guys are, like, making me lose my train of thought, here. I was sayin' something, what was it?

Mr. Brown

Mr. Brown? That sounds too much like Mr. Shit.

Mr. Brown